honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit