i just need to get my shit together
So if ever a man should ask you for your business, or your name,
tell him to go and fuck himself, tell his friends to do the same.
Because a man who’d trade his liberty for a safe and dreamless sleep
doesn’t deserve the both of them, and neither shall he keep.
playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
HISTORY LESSON TIME: the guy who woke people up was called a Knocker up. There was also someone called the Knocker up’s knocker up. His job was to wake up the knocker up.
The knocker ups knocker up would either stay up all night or was sometime’s the factory night shift foreman who would wake him up on the way home.
Source: I rule at pub trivia don’t question me
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.